SMS & kobita

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ak loker nam lal miya.

votar id carde tar nam

theca sona miya

se ofisarer kace abedon korlo.

sar pothome amar salam niben

amar nam lal miya

id carde amar nam

uthece sona miya

doya kore amar

sona keta lal kore din.

sir....

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A women's need to repair her umbrella.

so she had gone to a maker. then...

woman : repair my umbrella.

maker: after see the

umbrella, apa uporer

kapor khulte hobe and

niache dia rod

dhukate hobe.

woman: javabe

khusi koran but

pani jano na dhuka....

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A blidn man after operation

want to save money.

dr: apni dekte pachen?

man: na

then dr: showed an

undressed nurse

dr: eaibar?

man: na

dr: khankirpola na dekla

tor dhon kharai ken?

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to,

The Principal

sex point callege

sub:Prayer for a sexy girl.

sar,

I beg 2 sex that.

I am a student of

class 3x in ur college

para. I suffer many

sexul problem. I can"t

control handaling.

so i needfucking girl..

so, ipray &hope that

u would be kind 2 provide me

a sexy girl .

ur"s obedient

sexpure.

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OGO PRIyotomo ami dari tumi coma;

ami pahar tumi probot,

ami chini tumi shorbot,

ami hira tumi mukta,

ami manush tumi kutta

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A sar aksed her student

ai sela boltyo tume boro.

na tumar baba boro?

sar ami boro.

ki bolli ji sar karon

ame mar dut kai na

babayi kay .

ami dekeci..

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.Tumi khub valo

tai tumak ato like

kori, bcoz tumi

sobar mon bujho.

Tai tumak moner

chabi boli. tumi hola

moner key

1 kothay monkey

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agirl asked to a hujur can i kiss

my lover?

hujur: astagfirullah

girl: can i kiss my boyfriend?

hujur: naujubillah

girl: can i kiss u?

hujur: why not....bismilla....

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ami tor emon bondhu hota chai.
ja amar nam jodi hoy tara tor nam
putkimara. amar nam jodi hoy chad tor
nam pad.
ami jodi hoy vuth tui hobi amar mut

mobile
besir vag
manush raar_kore
keu keu diney o kora.
keu 15 min, keu 20min,
keu ba tana 1-2 ghouta.
keu sara raat kore.....
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mosari
raat holei tomar
kotha mone pore.
aage bujhini tomake
neye avabe vabte
hobe. tumi bina rater
ghum haram.
akhon raat manei tumi.
thank you my dear
moshari.
ha ha ha ha


sms
jar ja sms ache tai nia jhapia poro.
mone rakhbe, sms jokhon diechi.
sms aro dibo. jevabei hok 30 diner
moddhe b.link er 250 sms use kore-e
charbo insha-allah,
ebarer shongram amader taka
ushuler shongram. ebarer
songram amader sms
lorar shongram .joy bangla??
joy banglalink

CIRCULAR
Emergency circular
post:real friend
qualification:fresh mind
duty time:whole life
experience: no need
Be have: sweet smile
salary: unlimited love
sorush now.


LOVE
Tumake onek valobaste esca kortece.
tumake ami koto valobasi tumi bokte coyna.
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU


BANDOR

kids
bandor:abbu amar biya
koba hoibo?
bandor: hoibo hoibo tor jonno
patro k sms pathano hoise.
akhon patro sms portasa.
sms poira hashle bujhum patro
bjiyate raji hoise,..;)00


girl
when an apple is green its ready 2 pluck.
when girl is 16 its ready fuck.
apple says eat me, beat me, & bite my bum.
girl says suck me, fuck me & make me mum......


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Positive_kobita

kobita

1..

shoto bedonar majhe theke o,
tomar hashite heshechi ami.
kinto amar kanna hashi te,
kono ki vomika rekheso tomi.

tomar jonno nibedito kothamala,
oriye boleso pagoler prolap.
tomar jonno deya ushro k,
bole dile bundho shotiner bilap.

tomi cheyeso chole giye,
ama k kadabe ojana shokhe.
se shokhe tomi shotti shokhi,
buho din jabot kadsi dokhe.

toma k ghire shajano jogot,
venge geso boro obohelay.
rekhe geso shodo smriti r,
ama k fele geso bishonnotay.

FALTU bole fele geso tomi,
amar nibedito kobita shob e.
sei theke ami ajo bundho,
shodho e ek FALTU KOBI.
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2..
amar shopno joladharay tomi,
rimjhim shore jhora brishty.
amar hridoy canvus jore,
tomi amar e uporbo srishty.

amar shiter metho pothe tomi,
amar e chitano nishpap shishir.
amar gudholir akashe tomi,
amar e rangano roktim abir..

amar josnar shonali aloy tomi,
amar e bajano bashir shoor.
amar grishmer tibrotay tomi,
valobashar klanto olosh dopor...

amar rater akashe tomi,
megher kole hashi makha chad.
amar shopner poruta jore e,
toma k choar ajonmo shadh....

tomi hariye jeon bundho,
hridoy janala theke doore.
chole giye vashiona amay,
biroher kuron nilav shoore.
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3..
premer khelay porajito ami,
tomar mokhe bijoyinir hashi.
tomar hate shokher shakha,
ami bajai bedonar bashi.

tomar e shajano khelay ami,
here gesi niyotir likhone.
se likha aj bar bar pori,
nirjon nistobdo oronno bihone..

shoto unonoy golate pareni,
tomar krittim pathore hridoy.
bar bar tate prarthona thoke,
jiboner bodh hoye gese khoy..

tubo ami toma k e chai,
nei kono unojog oviman.
valo basha tomay kuthor korle o,
amay kore gese mohan.

tomar e kase here o ami,
tomate pete chai ashroy.
valo bashar dohai bundho,
r koro na ojotha ovinoy.

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4..
Aaj khub kotha bolte icche hocche

Aaj kub khotha icche hocche amer. Taei
Sobhabotoi shongihara ami akhon aei moddhorate.. .

Odike osthir nagorite pher jagte suru koreche
Kothara, ghasher rong kromosho: sobuj hoye ashche...
Rakhalera bashi neia chole gacche je jaar modhubone...

Shudhu amer khothara kachakachi aashe, ghonibhuto hoi
kichir-michir kore othe babuier bashai, shaliker thote !

Aai nirob rater nirobota du'hate bhenge diye akhon
Sei sobder upor dariye bolte icche korche-
' Aaj khub khatha bolte icche hocche amer. Khub !

Jirno poridheo'r bhaje lukiye thaka dulo-bali'r
kiodangsho, porishkar korte-korte sei kokhon boee gache,
' Chaitali dupur, bikeler shona roddur. Athocho
Gitikobita lekha hoini ajo. Probondher kotha na hoi
Nai-ba-bollam, Nai-ba-bollam uponnash !

Obosheshe aei moddhoratei kotha bolte icche hocche amer
Jabotio oshongoti sotteo. Sutorang, he amer subhakangkhir dol abong
Anuragini, Amake ghire dhoro...Abbrito koro...
Kenona amer khothara udgrib hoe acche...!
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5.

dukher shagore vashabe bole e ki,
koresile premer eto ayojon?.
amak kadate chholonar aghate,
khub beshi chhilo ki proyojon?.

bondhutter moto pobitro shorobore,
amak dekesile maya vora chokhe.
mayar resh kete jete dekhi,
dehomon jolse opraptir shoke..

chole geso tumi nissho kore,
hridoy kuthorir gupto dare.
jibon ekhon pray ortho hin,
protiti prohor shudhu e hotashar...

ekbarer tore vaboni bujhi,
amar lutiye deya nibedon kotha.
hoyto seshob tomar kase,
mullohin kiso shopno ojotha....

nijer shukher toron shajate,
amak diye geso ojhor krondon.
valobasha ekhon amar chokhe te,
prohoshon bondhu shudhu prohoshon... ..
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6.


premer khelay porajito ami,
tomar mokhe bijoyinir hashi.
tomar hate shokher shakha,
ami bajai bedonar bashi.

tomar e shajano khelay ami,
here gesi niyotir likhone.
se likha aj bar bar pori,
nirjon nistobdo oronno bihone..

shoto unonoy golate pareni,
tomar krittim pathore hridoy.
bar bar tate prarthona thoke,
jiboner bodh hoye gese khoy..

tubo ami toma k e chai,
nei kono unojog oviman.
valo basha tomay kuthor korle o,
amay kore gese mohan.

tomar e kase here o ami,
tomate pete chai ashroy.
valo bashar dohai bundho,
r koro na ojotha ovinoy.
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7.

ami tho ek tochcho manosh
pai nai kono shokh
apon bhabi jakei ami
shei dei amai dokh.

dokhkho bhora jibon tathe
bishshash aj nishshesher pothe
tobo bishshash kori shodho
ekto bhalobashar khoje.

jani ami bhalo kore
bhalobasha kobho
ashbe na kache
mone mone boli shodho
"akanka theke shorabo na hat
bashona amar shiddho na hole"

balobashar morichikai
ghori miche pai na tar dekha
tobo ami ghorbo piche
pai ba na pai ki jai ashe.

abegi mown chaibe ki ar
ami je bhikari shodhoi bhalobashar. ....

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8.

tonmoy: ai sono kal sari pore .

obontika: na porbo na...

tonmoy:tumi kano j chelemanushi koro

obontika:kano korbo na ?ami ki bure?

tonmoy: ha buri..amr buri...

obontika: ai nekamo korbe na.. ager bar bolechilam pore asoni.tai porbo na.

tonmoy:tumi bar bar ai dos kano daw?

obontika: dibo chirodin debo.

tonmoy: deo ..tobu tumi pase theko

obontika:achi chirodin achi........ ai sono!...kal tumi sada panjabi r ami nil sari porbo...tumi to nil rong valo baso...

tonmoy:obontika tumi na ja ha ha ha...ki bolte hotat chotfot kore uthle...

obontika:hm ami amon e..ai chup chap ..ai chotfote...projapot ir moto..tai to amke kaw kaw projapoti bole e jane!
nil projapiti

(jochona)

(j.m rakib k dhonnobad..jini amr a kobitati valo bole.amke likhechilen ...ami utsahito hoyechi...aj ker ai kobita ti tar jonno utsorgo korlam.

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9..

Bicchinno pongtimala-( ek)

(Ka).

' -Aaj ami akhanei thamchi.Keno ?
Amar sritira boddo beporoa aaj ! Aai
Abelai aar saikote jabona ....
Ke jane, tar gorjone fire ashbena kono pichutan ? '

Jibon to ake-beke chole asheche onekdoor aaj.Rokter Saad,
Karo karo kache loboner motoei orthobodhok akhono.Ettoboshore ami kintu
Bhulini, ' Soda matir gondho, Beli phuler subash, Ghashful aar Projapotir kotha !

Akhono mone pore,
Kotodin osthirotai bhor kore ujaar korechi
Amer onindo uddan ! Obhisheker kacher kolosh bhengeshi kotodin aai bhebe,
' Keu, moner bikare kauke bhalobeshe
Bhalobasha korechilo bidai....... ... '

(kha).

' Aaj aar berubona jhinuk kurate. Keno ?
--Amer shukhanobhutigulo akhon dur-porobashe !
Aaj shomoy asheche , oder jonno
Du'dondo prarthona korber


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